Rashes, Scroats and Merkins.

If Loomer and Greene Elevated Their Screeds

I thought that the recent war of crude words between Laura Loomer, Trump’s self-appointed Human Resources de-commissioner, and Marjorie Taylor Greene, congresswoman from Q-Anon’s sceptic system, had gone so low, so fast , that it seemed they needed an upgrade. Leave it to our gang to come through with help for them, with very cultivate language to describe things which are, I think, even more horrific. Caution: the taste of this piece was entirely guided by our friends here. I eschew all responsibility!

Very grateful to you all for your cultivated ideas all week. We get as much from each other as I get from the news.

Your deeply and much obliged in most grandiloquent gratitude, methinks, and very obedient ink-stained, schlemiel,

Steve