As the GOP hunger for greater and more spectacular lines of bullshit grow, their quality of bullshit is clearly falling off. Gas stoves? Really? Do you honestly think that this is on the level of Jewish Space Lasers, vaccines killing people, ANTIFA storming the Capitol? Give me a break!!
The poor GOP is too stupid to recognize the genius already in their midst: “George Santos”, or whoever he is.
Please use this feed to write a new line of bullshit for George to suggest to the GOP! They can be “explanations” of things that are really happening … or just fevered fantasies living in the diseased and depraved minds of Republicans.
Be totally free!!!
For this Sunday’s post, I will illustrate my 5 faves, with full credit to my collaborators, each of whom will get a high-res download of their (likely) hilarious piece.
As always, we Liberals are only here to help.
Looking forward,
Steve
PS: Please put all ideas in this thread only. Enter as many as you like.
These are all great fun! This is only the first day and already it's hard to pick! I know this will be good!! More please when you can!
So far, George Santos has claimed links to the Holocaust, working on Wall Street for Goldman Sachs and Citigroup, recovering from a brain tumor, being of Ukrainian-Jewish descent, 9/11 killing his mother, and founder of an animal rescue foundation.
I don’t know what to say at this point, Steve. I’m sure you have cleverer fans than what I could offer.
But I will say this: after reading of all of George’s claims, I think he should develop his own line of NFTs trading cards just as Trump did.
He, too, could be an astronaut, a cowboy, a boxing champion, etc.